A typical day in the life of a soulless bureaucrat...
9:00AM – 10:00 AM: Read emails, both personal and professional
10:00AM – 10:30 AM: Coffee Break
10:30AM – 11:00AM: BS with folks adjacent to me
11:00AM – 12:00PM: Write inane email to coworkers
12:00PM – 1:30PM: Lunch
1:30PM – 2:00PM: Recess
2:00PM – 3:00PM: Storytime
3:00PM – 4:00PM: Nap time
4:00PM – 5:00 Work
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"A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?"
- Cicero
- Cicero
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2 comments:
Where are you Oh Soulless One?
where's the post about the munich factory beemer bikes?.. i know you took pics...
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