When will they let we the Bureaucrats out. Sorry suckers, they already have. We got out earlier today, well ahead of both students and monkeys. Surprisingly, society didn't grind to a halt. I thought about shoveling my sidewalk, but I figure that by the time I create a purchase req and issue an rfp the snow will have melted. Although if I hustle I may be in time for next winter... Assuming I still have budget authority... Perhaps if I surf the internet long enough the problem of shoveling will go away.
On a side note, if my unspoken word album is sufficiently deep, would I be a Soulful Bureaucrat?
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are YOU smarter than a fifth grader:
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/12/14/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader/
Yes, I'm smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, whether I'm smarter than a monkey. According to CNN they've been using tools for 4,300 years and I've only been using them for about 30. Clearly they are more advanced...
No cause to get catty m'dears, but me thinks a one-hit wonder does not a "Soulful Bureaucrat" make.
easy there, brāhmana.
Have you seen the video of the monkey that sticks his finger in his butt, and smells it, and then falls out of a tree?
It's funny. I think monkeys are generally funny. AND I like America's Funniest Videos(AFV).
how will soulless bureaucrat respond to the thick, falling, unforecasted snow that is rendering my street, once again, unpassable? and, how do soulless bureaucrats celebrate presidents' day? oh, particularly soulless bureaucrats who bear striking resemblances to honest illinois emancipaters? the masses await your response w/ crossed fingers & baited breath.
I refrained from responding for so long because to give April time to work. Clearly, I was remiss.
SBs of the emancipation prediliction spend their (and all of our) president's days skating by, be it on ice or innate ability. Regardless, or irregardless, I will spend my day gliding amongst statuary.
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