I sojourned up to Recreational Equipment Inc. with a fellow bureaucrat this evening. I dropped serious chedder on new boots, a map, and a sleeping bag liner. I'm totally prepared to rough it in AK.
I plan on kicking my companion in the knee at the outset of the trip. Thus if we run into a bear my safety is assured.
Next we plot a route...
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"A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?"
- Cicero
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